Meet Avery, the drunken bar-hopping bunny

[Initech]

This might sound like an April Fool’s Day joke or an Easter-on-delay gag. But I swear the story that I’m about to tell you is true.

Last week, I met a bunny.

He was 6 feet tall, pink, had a bit of a limp and was carrying a half-empty bottle of Coors Light. He also was wearing a University of Michigan jersey. (I guess bunnies like college basketball, too.)

It was 5:30 p.m. and the apparently inebriated bunny was getting ready to leave a bar on Mass Ave. I know it was a man because he was carrying his bunny head in his hands, but he put it back on before propelling himself down the street in a wheelchair with a rainbow flag taped on the back. (I guess bunnies support gay marriage, too.)

http://www.indystar.com/article/20130401/NEWS19/304010069/Erika-D-Smith-No-joke-Indy-has-bar-hopping-Easter-bunny?nclick_check=1

[MADem]

1. What an odd "wabbit tale" as Elmer Fudd might say... nt

[Javaman]

2. Harvey? nt