Cops on the look out for 8 year old flasher

[Initech]

How Precocious: Eight-Year-Old Flasher Is On The Loose In South Carolina

The country’s youngest flasher is on the loose in South Carolina.

Cops are on the lookout for the eight-year-old boy who last week was spotted walking past a Spartanburg office and “dropping his pants and displaying his genitalia.” The lewd sidewalk exhibit was meant for a 51-year-old female office manager, who called police to report the indecent exposure.

While the witness estimated that the boy was between eight and 13, a Spartanburg Public Safety Department report lists the suspect as eight.

After exposing himself, the boy (and five young companions) “dispersed” and headed in the direction of a nearby recreation center.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/8-year-old-flasher-678452

Gives a whole new meaning to this classic scene from the Big Lebowski:

[Javaman]

1. When I was about 9 there were two kids in my neighborhood

that took no end to their "glee" of exposing themselves.

And no, I was not one of them.