Fail news: Tulane fraternity steals every copy of school newspaper to cover up drug bust

[Initech]

The Kappa Sigmas At Tulane Sent Their Pledges To Steal Every School Newspaper That Reported Their Drug Bust

“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!”

First, let’s rewind a bit to last week when the news broke about the Kappa Sigma fraternity at Tulane University getting busted with enough narcotics to kill a family of elephants. To recap, the police seized $10,000 worth of drugs from the fraternity house, including: 107 grams of ecstasy, 57 dosage units of LSD, 69 grams psychedelic mushrooms, 48 grams of opium, 22 grams of marijuana, .80 grams of cocaine and .91 grams of DMT (dimethyltyptamine). That’s a party.

Naturally, they wanted to mitigate the situation as much as possible and preserve their campus reputation, which I can only imagine was sterling before this unfortunate incident went down.

When you become the center of an embarrassing, campus-wide, news-worthy fiasco — be it something minor like a harmless school prank gone awry, or something major like harboring a couple fraternity brothers that mail ordered a laundry list of illegal narcotics to your chapter’s house with intent to distribute — everybody, and I mean everybody knows the only way to nip a situation like this in the bud is to gather and destroy every school newspaper.

Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/1171464#ZjCGsO4ohGWm27E2.99

Love how it opens with a quote from Dumb & Dumber.

In the words of the Naked Gun:

"Is this some kind of bust?"
"Well it's very impressive, yes."

[Scuba]

1. They must have studied at the knee of Scott Walker.

http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/article.php?article=35966

Walker ran for student body president at Marquette University. During that campaign, he was found to be in violation of the school's campaign rules, including engaging in door-to-door campaigning, which was strictly prohibited. Walker was ultimately described to be "unfit for presidency" by the Marquette Tribune. When the Tribune endorsed Walker's opponent, Walker's supporters destroyed as many copies of the newspaper as they could find.

[liberal N proud]

2. That's brotherhood

Seen it done first hand, only at the time it was to cover up one of the members driving his car in to the college pond.

[MADem]

3. Stupid people--how did they get into college, I wonder? nt