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Related: About this forumLoud fart reveals wanted Missouri man's hiding spot, leads to arrest
Some are calling it the fart heard round the world.
The viral, wacky story originates in Clay County, Missouri northeast of Kansas City where, according to the Clay County Sheriffs Office, a suspects loud fart gave away his position and allowed police to arrest him.
The unnamed, gassy suspect was wanted on a felony warrant for possession of a controlled substance.
If youve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, youre definitely having a (poop emoji) day, the department wrote on Facebook.
https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/loud-fart-reveals-wanted-missouri-mans-hiding-spot-leads-to-arrest.html?utm_campaign=grandrapidspress_sf&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR09VyGvld6v4UIXzhkSwuSnX3dKJ-zUs5R_Xu_nbFyyjU1KFndNpY-m6QU
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Loud fart reveals wanted Missouri man's hiding spot, leads to arrest (Original Post)
UrbScotty
Jul 2019
OP
Apparently the Silent but Deadly option wasn't available at the time.
The Velveteen Ocelot
Jul 2019
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,869 posts)1. Stay away from the bean burrito special at La Casa Flatulenta
if you're hiding from cops trying to execute an outstanding warrant on your gassy ass.
Aristus
(66,467 posts)2. I take it the guy has never been on a date.
If one has a massive need to fart, and one is on a first date, especially one that seems promising, you learn how to hold it.
I guess the prospect of going to jail isn't a big enough incentive...
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,869 posts)3. Apparently the Silent but Deadly option wasn't available at the time.
BHDem53
(1,061 posts)6. He now has a date in court.
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)7. Maybe the judge
will cut him a deal!
klook
(12,170 posts)4. The state of Florida would like to thank this gentleman
for taking the focus off of them, if only for a moment.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)5. Oh thanks for this - we all needed the laugh.
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)8. Sounds like fragrant violation!
Last edited Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:00 AM - Edit history (1)
And, he blew his cover.