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krispos42

(49,445 posts) Wed Jan 2, 2019, 07:31 AM Jan 2019

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"What horrible things did we do to our penises last year?"

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-1831106683?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

*winces and closes legs tightly"

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"What horrible things did we do to our penises last year?" (Original Post) krispos42 Jan 2019 OP

omgomgomg CurtEastPoint Jan 2019 #1

I knew a nurse who worked in the ER and he could tell some wild stories about objects in people liberal N proud Jan 2019 #2

How the hell do you get this to fit? Victor_c3 Jan 2019 #3

CurtEastPoint

(18,650 posts)

1. omgomgomg

Reply to krispos42 (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 07:43 AM

Jan 2019

HAD BEEN CHOPPING HOT PEPPERS. WENT TO RESTROOM AND TOUCHED HIS PENIS. USED BLEACH TO TRY TO CLEAN PENIS

liberal N proud

(60,336 posts)

2. I knew a nurse who worked in the ER and he could tell some wild stories about objects in people

Reply to krispos42 (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 07:23 PM

Jan 2019

I always remember the lightbulb story and to this day wonder how did it not break.

Victor_c3

(3,557 posts)

3. How the hell do you get this to fit?

Reply to krispos42 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2019, 06:27 PM

Jan 2019

PATIENTS STATES TOP OF 2 LITER COKE BOTTLE PLACED AROUND PENIS WHILE SLEEPING, PATIENT HAD BEEN DRINKING, UNABLE TO REMOVE

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