HS football players suspended after running across field with Oreo cookies wedged between buttocks

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BYRON, Ill. — Ten football players at a Northern Illinois high school were suspended from the team for three games last month after they ran across a field naked with Oreo cookies wedged between their buttocks.

The Rockford Register Star reports that the Byron High School players were suspended for indecent exposure but that school administrators concluded they went on the “Oreo Run” at the school’s football field voluntarily and were not victims of hazing.

The paper reported the story after obtaining a letter sent to parents of students who admitted to participating in the run in October.

The students were forced to sit out games on Nov. 19, 17 and 23 — the last of which was the Class 3A state championship game in which Byron lost 24-20 to Monticello High School.

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[Historic NY]

1. Someone must have followed the crumbs.

[PatrickforO]

2. Kind of a dumb stunt with overtones of racism.

Too bad no one was there to say, "Wow, this is a really bad idea. I'm not doing this!"

[rurallib]

3. Radiation from the nuke plant must have fried the brains

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I hope nobody ate the Oreos afterwards.

[janterry]

5. This will be hard to live down

n/t

[bearsfootball516]

6. Lol. This comes from a short-lived TV show on Spike called Blue Mountain State.

They do it at the end of the first episode.

*VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED*

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

7. Why not Baby Ruths?