Naked Florida man enjoys bottle of wine in his driveway, gets arrested

[Carter Johnson girl]

A Florida man is in trouble for enjoying a bottle of wine while standing naked in his driveway.

The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office says deputies were called to the home of Bobby Hyde, 60, on Sunday evening after a neighbor reported a naked man was hanging out in front of his house near Fort Walton Beach.

“Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputies responding to a complaint of a naked man making lewd movements outside his home found him standing in the driveway with a bottle of wine nearby,” the Sheriff’s Office posted on its Facebook page. “There were no clothes in the immediate area,”

Hyde, who stepped behind a trash can when deputies arrived, told authorities he was just taking out the garbage. He also said it was it was “hot outside.”

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-naked-wine-florida-man-0405-story.html

[Throck]

1. Should of worn a thong.

[LuvNewcastle]

2. Must look pretty bad.

I would never call the cops on a good-looking naked guy. A hideous guy on the other hand -- think of the children!

[MosheFeingold]

3. Not sure

"Florida" is needed in these stories. It's just kind of assumed, until proven differently.

[JudyM]

4. Laughed out loud. Welcome to DU, Carter Johnson girl!