Woman stabs boyfriend 5 times after she finds him having relations with a turkey carcass

[trusty elf]

Hell has no fury for a woman scorned, especially by a dead turkey. This was the unfortunate case for the girlfriend of weirdo Ryan Mills. Thanksgiving day was the scene of a major domestic violence case in Superior, Wisconsin. Mills was stabbed five times and was lying on the ground. Next to him was an uncooked Turkey carcass. The “other woman.”

19-year-old Tiffany Rodriguez had found her 21-year-old boyfriend having intercourse with the turkey corpse. The turkey was to be cooked for dinner, but Mills had other ideas as he was found in the bathroom by his girlfriend as he pounded away inside their would-be dinner.

Tiffany then grabbed the turkey and ran off with it. Mills was in tow, apologizing profusely. But that wasn’t good enough for Tiffany, as she ended up stabbing her boyfriend five times. She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon.


http://trinilulz.com/woman-stabs-boyfriend-5-times-after-she-finds-him-having-relations-with-a-turkey-carcass/

[packman]

1. Obvious joke - he was just stuffing it

Funny - article about the incident. He was previously arrested for killing a pig so he could have sex with its dead carcass. What a guy.

[Adsos Letter]

2. ...

Public defender Fred Resnick states that a carcass in not an animal: “the statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass...we are in Wisconsin – that’s what people do here.”

...um...

[valerief]

3. I guess that explains Scott Walker, too. nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Talk about winter time blues...........n/t

[liberal N proud]

4. Tiffany could always use the defense that she was just carving the turkey and he was in the way

[Initech]

6. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[Kaleva]

7. Looking at their pics, I'd say meth is an important part of their lives.

[47of74]

8. Yeah, I wouldn't be suprised to find them in Faces of Meth.

[Art_from_Ark]

11. The woman is 19 years old?

She looks twice that age. Meth must really age a person fast

[RiffRandell]

9. Maybe he wanted the Wishbone?

[JudyM]

10. So... What was she more upset about: his perversion or dinner being ruined? Nt