Brexiter’s excuses increasingly bollocks

[T_i_B]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/brexiters-excuses-increasingly-bollocks-20160707110366

A MAN’S excuses for problems clearly caused by Brexit are getting increasingly desperate. ‘Leave’ voter Martin Bishop has been struggling to convince people that all the bad things experts predicted were nonsense, due to them all starting to happen.

Bishop said: “The pound has plummeted but that’s excellent news for exports and tourism. Think what a boost it will be to those souvenir stalls selling teddy bears dressed as Beefeaters.

“And it’s probably just a coincidence that loads of racist attacks occurred at the most nationalistic moment in recent history since the Falklands.”

Colleague Donna Sheridan said: “Martin thinks everything supports Brexit. Today he said making it harder to travel in Europe would ‘rejuvenate classic holiday resorts like Clacton-on-Sea’.

[Surya Gayatri]

1. They can run, but they can't hide. They can spin until they're dizzy, but the dire

effects will continue apace.

Own your disastrous, duplicitous results, you bastards.

[auntpurl]

2. The Daily Mash is a satire site like the Onion, I think.

However, this doesn't read like satire, because I have seen/heard equally ludicrous things over the past 2 weeks.

[Surya Gayatri]

3. Makes sense that satire reads as news in the current circumstances. Nothing would surprise...

[T_i_B]

4. To be brutally honest....

....this is how the conversation in my local pub runs most nights. People who voted "leave" making increasingly desperate arguments.