Witchcraft-obsessed townsfolk try to drive out teen who opened Naughty Girls Donut Shop

[unhappycamper]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/11/witchcraft-obsessed-townsfolk-try-to-drive-out-teen-who-opened-naughty-girls-donut-shop/



Witchcraft-obsessed townsfolk try to drive out teen who opened Naughty Girls Donut Shop
By Travis Gettys
Thursday, September 11, 2014 13:44 EDT

A Virginia teen who opened her own business said she’s been targeted by a conservative group in her “Footloose town.”

Tiana Ramos, a 16-year-old high school senior, owns and operates Naught Girls Donut Shop at a shopping mall in her hometown, Front Royal.

She works at the 1950s pinup-themed bakery before and after school, along with other teens dressed in rockabilly-style clothing.

But the store’s name, and its framed artwork featuring photos of Marilyn Monroe and Betty Page, have drawn the ire of “a strong Conservative Alliance group” in the town, accusing Ramos and her business of promoting promiscuous behavior.

[deutsey]

1. Photo of the Christian Alliance group

[47of74]

22. Actually probably more like this

[Rex]

30. More likely these guys

[deutsey]

31. Same difference?

[Rex]

32. True!

[underpants]

2. Wow

That is both funny and sad

[DetlefK]

3. "Fortune-telling businesses do tend to attract a criminal element."

Say the people who complained about newspaper articles about clergy sex abuse.

[A Little Weird]

4. A donut shop is this controversial??

Seems like much ado about nothing.

I'm impressed that a 16 year old owns her own business.

[nomorenomore08]

20. +1

I agree. Good for her!

[stillwaiting]

5. The things conservatives get upset about! And the things conservatives DON'T get upset about... nt

[AlbertCat]

6. promoting promiscuous behavior

But of course they don't care about unhealthy deep fried sugar dough....





Well, neither do I.... so...

[daleanime]

9. Well....not much anyway....

Damn this diet!

[packman]

7. Know how to solve this-

Make some Jesus Donuts(TM) with his image baked into the donut. Maybe fill it with Holy Cream Delight(TM).

[James48]

16. +++

this one!!

[Agschmid]

26. You win.

[tclambert]

8. They could call regular donuts Virgin Marys

But don't try to make a donut that looks like the Virgin Mary. Those always come out looking like vaginas.

[AlbertCat]

10. But don't try to make a donut that looks like the Virgin Mary.

How about deep fried, sugary communion wafers.... with sprinkles!

[47of74]

21. Bite the head off the chocolate Jesus.

- Robin Williams.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

11. Why do I detect the aroma of Christendom College in this?

Christendom College

[weissmam]

12. there should be a way to makle the coservative group seem

like there doing it for money and totally discredit them

[Ms. Toad]

13. This is one impressive teen! n/t

[Jim Lane]

14. Plus which her surname is Ramos

Not fully a real American, if you know what I mean. Probably not eligible for DAR membership.

[toddwv]

15. But what about the poor oppressed "Christians"

who have to settle for tossing trash at their door instead of burning them at the stake?

[Ash_F]

17. Is she really the owner? I don't know if I would make 16 year olds wear this uniform.

It is one thing if it is their idea, but it is a little creepy for an adult owner to make minor employees dress up like that.

They bleeped out the investor's name in the video. I am skeptical that she is the real owner. The banks would not even let me control my bank account when I was her age.

[caraher]

23. The story is a bit "off"

Some random person just throws $100k at them based on one meeting?

I wonder if whoever put up the cash also drummed up the controversy... seems like some very clever PR minds are behind this operation!

[ForgoTheConsequence]

28. Oh no a shoulder!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick someone get a burka on that girl!


Give me a break.

[Ash_F]

29. While I appreciate the sarcasm, you are reading too much into it.

Imagine what is probably a man in his 50's or 60's handing that costume to a 16 year old employee and saying "Here...wear this"

Like I said, it's fine if it was the kids idea, but I think the mystery investor, or perhaps the mother is the real owner.

[central scrutinizer]

18. Boy, they wouldn't like Voodoo Doughnuts

http://voodoodoughnut.com/index.php

[The Wizard]

19. Just go all the way

and rename it Satan Nuts.

[hifiguy]

24. Every week the American ISIL

manages to find a new height of sheer idiocy to which to ascend.

[Kurska]

25. Just a bunch of POP

Puritans on parade.

[merrily]

27. The war on dead women who were attractive in life?