Congressman Steve Stockman's New Slogan: "If Babies Had Guns, They Wouldn't Be Aborted"

[TexasTowelie]

Congressman Steve Stockman was up late last night, wading through the flood of media accounts wondering why the media isn't paying attention to the case of alleged late-term abortionist Dr. Kermit Gosnell and putting the finishing touches on his campaign bumper sticker. He tweeted a picture at 1:44 a.m.

Our campaign bumper sticker: If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted. stockman2014.com #gosnell #tcot twitter.com/ReElectStockma...
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@ReElectStockman) April 12, 2013

If this is, as it appears, simply a masterful attempt to troll liberals, we doff our hat to the Congressman. It's impressive how he was able to roll extremist arguments on guns and abortion into a inflammatory yet elegantly simple sentence. He could have worked gay marriage in somehow, but it stands pretty well on its own.

If, on the other hand, he's seriously proposing arming infants (which, given Stockman's track record, is entirely possible), we ask him to reconsider. Babies have incredibly poor motor skills. No telling where they'd be aiming when their pudgy little fingers found the trigger.

Source: http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/04/congressman_steve_stockmans_ne.php

[font color=green]Yes, a right-wing acquaintance already has this on his Facebook page.[/font]

[AnnieBW]

1. Forget Caesarians

They could just shoot their way out of the uterus!

[Newest Reality]

2. If guns had babies

gun control would also be birth control!

[Bolo Boffin]

3. This is a General JC Christian joke from 2003.

And now Stockman is pumping it. I can't even....

[NoPasaran]

4. Good to see the up-and-coming congresscritters working the room

Louis Gohmert can't be the craziest politician for forever, after all.

[TexasTowelie]

5. It truly is a competition

for shittiest congresscritter in the Texas delegation. They yell, "I'm number two."