Liz Truss is giving Ted Cruz pointers on winning battles

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[Ocelot II]

1. Is there a head of lettuce for Ted?

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2. Collin Allred outraise Carnival Cruz this last quarter

[Ocelot II]

5. The reference was to the question whether as PM Liz Truss would outlast a head of lettuce.

She didn't. I am therefore wondering whether Ted Cruz' senate seat will outlast a head of lettuce.

[Probatim]

7. Just the one on his shoulders...

[Blue Owl]

3. Bwaaaaaahahahaha!

[Harker]

4. How is "@heidiscruz" pronounced? n/t

[tanyev]

6. Oh look, it's the house where the pet dog got left in the freezing cold

while the rest of the family fled to Cancun.

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8. This makes me smile

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