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TexasTowelie

(112,236 posts)
Tue Jun 18, 2019, 03:17 PM Jun 2019

How To Prepare for Flat Earth Conference Coming to North Texas in November

You know the saying, "Everyone knows that." The fact that Earth is a three-dimensional oblong spheroid no longer applies to that idiom.

There are people in this almost perfect sphere of a world who believe the earth is a flat surface surrounded by a wall of ice (and wait, that's not the best part) because "The world looks flat, the bottoms of clouds are flat, the movement of the sun; these are all examples of your senses telling you that we do not live on a spherical heliocentric world," according to the actual FAQ page of the totally serious Flat Earth Society.

The largest gathering of flat Earth believers, who are also called "flat earthers," "flat earth believers" and "no seriously, they believe the Earth is flat in the 21st century," are coming to our little corner of the globe (not "giant Frisbee" ). The Flat Earth International Conference 2019 will hold their next gathering on Thursday and Friday, Nov. 14-15, at the Frisco Conference Center.

Why are we writing about an entity that promotes patently false and easily disprovable facts even in this age of widened enlightenment? Well, for starters, it's incredibly funny. We know it's not kosher and sometimes not fair to joke about someone else's beliefs, but believing something referred to as a "fact" while demonstrably opposite of true, then the fact cannot possibly be a belief. It's many other things: a wish, a hunch, a whim, a feeling in your gut, aka the place in your body that holds the poop.

Read more: https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/how-to-argue-with-a-flat-earther-ahead-of-the-dallas-convention-11689582

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How To Prepare for Flat Earth Conference Coming to North Texas in November (Original Post) TexasTowelie Jun 2019 OP
are they serving flat bread pizza for lunch? samnsara Jun 2019 #1
Yes, they are living on the edge. TexasTowelie Jun 2019 #2
Oh! underpants Jun 2019 #5
No offence to catfish meant. But I refer to these ignorants as Flat Heads. Lint Head Jun 2019 #3
The crazy conference! BlueJac Jun 2019 #4
There's one good argument that should convince everyone the Earth isn't flat TlalocW Jun 2019 #6
without question!!! That would make a good protest sign. yellowdogintexas Jun 2019 #7
A Flat Earth Conference looks downright brilliant... Paladin Jun 2019 #8

TlalocW

(15,384 posts)
6. There's one good argument that should convince everyone the Earth isn't flat
Tue Jun 18, 2019, 09:13 PM
Jun 2019

If it were, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.

TlalocW

yellowdogintexas

(22,264 posts)
7. without question!!! That would make a good protest sign.
Wed Jun 19, 2019, 03:59 PM
Jun 2019

Or a large rendition of Discworld.

Not only is it flat, it is supported by 5 elephants and a giant turtle.

Just beware of The Luggage

Paladin

(28,264 posts)
8. A Flat Earth Conference looks downright brilliant...
Wed Jun 19, 2019, 04:09 PM
Jun 2019

...compared to one of trump's mini-Nuremberg rallies. And a helluva lot safer....

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