University Of Houston Announces Arnold Schwarzenegger As Their 2017 Commencement Speaker

[TexasTowelie]

The University has announced today that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be the commencement speaker for the class of 2017.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of the most recognizable public figures with a career ranging from Hollywood superstar to the Governor of California.

He has received increased notoriety in recent months due to his online feud with President Donald Trump.

Despite his tension with the President, Mr. Schwarzenegger’s planned commencement speech is exciting UH students.

Read more: http://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/2017/03/21/192691/university-of-houston-announces-arnold-schwarzenegger-as-their-2017-commencement-speaker/

[pangaia]

1. Oh, Jesus!!!

[TexasTowelie]

2. Yes, they're desperate.

[tanyev]

3. Oh, dear. Now Donnie's going to have to find himself a commencement ceremony to hold hostage.

If he hasn't already.

[TexasTowelie]

4. ...and it will have to be bigglier than Arnold's commencement ceremony.

Marching band, fireworks, valet parking, Secret Service protection. Plus the ceremony will have to exclude the following groups: liberal arts majors, fine art majors, computer science and technology majors (since he might be hacked), women, immigrants, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, gays, Democrats, Independents, liberals, Muslims, Jews, atheists, agnostics, and the impoverished.

[LeftInTX]

5. Donnie is gonna speak at Liberty

http://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=18495&MID=227845

[tanyev]

6. Geez. And I bet he'll still be talking about his yuuuge electoral win.