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TexasTowelie

(112,219 posts)
Mon Sep 15, 2014, 11:41 PM Sep 2014

Police: Georgetown pizza worker placed genitals on pie

Police have charged an 18-year-old former employee of a Georgetown pizza business in connection with rubbing his genitals on a customer’s pizza, an arrest warrant said.

A customer told police that he walked into a Papa Murphy’s pizza at 3316 Williams Drive in Georgetown on Sept. 2 and saw an employee — Austin Michael Symonds — “rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered,” an arrest warrant said.

Symonds apologized to the customer saying “Man, I am really sorry that was stupid,” the warrant said. The customer asked Symonds how old he is, the warrant said.

The customer then said “So you are old enough to know better … ” the warrant said.

Read more: http://www.statesman.com/news/news/crime-law/police-georgetown-pizza-worker-placed-genitals-on-/nhNKT/

[font color=green]Did the customer ask, "Does that come with sausage?"

Okay folks, before you criticize me...

I might have to reconsider my plans to move back to Georgetown.[/font]

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Police: Georgetown pizza worker placed genitals on pie (Original Post) TexasTowelie Sep 2014 OP
Don't even ask what's in the alfredo sauce tularetom Sep 2014 #1
wait. eating hot pizza burns the roof of your mouth. How?...nah, forget it. NRaleighLiberal Sep 2014 #2
he has probably done it many times before and customers not caught it JI7 Sep 2014 #3
"Fight Club" wasn't supposed to be a how-to manual jmowreader Sep 2014 #4
For some reason the word "placed" makes me laugh arcane1 Sep 2014 #5
Dont order a meat lovers pizza from that place Travis_0004 Sep 2014 #6
Thats pretty ballsy of him.... Historic NY Sep 2014 #7
When I read these kinds of stories Trillo Sep 2014 #8

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
1. Don't even ask what's in the alfredo sauce
Mon Sep 15, 2014, 11:48 PM
Sep 2014

Both my kids worked in fast food joints back in the 70s and 80s. The stories I heard would make the hair on your neck stand up. And probably make you gag as well.

NRaleighLiberal

(60,014 posts)
2. wait. eating hot pizza burns the roof of your mouth. How?...nah, forget it.
Mon Sep 15, 2014, 11:52 PM
Sep 2014

We once looked in the back of Little Ceasars awaiting pizzas for our daughter's birthday party when one of the workers was doing some nasal mining.

We decided to go for something else. Somewhere else.

jmowreader

(50,559 posts)
4. "Fight Club" wasn't supposed to be a how-to manual
Tue Sep 16, 2014, 12:05 AM
Sep 2014

I guess it's a good thing they don't serve clam chowder there.

Historic NY

(37,449 posts)
7. Thats pretty ballsy of him....
Tue Sep 16, 2014, 01:11 AM
Sep 2014

"The pizza was a family-sized stuffed pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese"

Trillo

(9,154 posts)
8. When I read these kinds of stories
Tue Sep 16, 2014, 04:52 AM
Sep 2014

I'm reminded that wearing gloves to prepare food is a type of false advertising suggesting a level of sanitation that cannot be guaranteed.

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