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Related: About this forumItty-Bitty Weenie Department: Not everything’s bigger in Texas
In fact, some things are smaller on average, according to Condomania.com, which has released its much-awaited annual penis size rankings.
The Lone Star State is No. 42, or ninth from last, on this years list. North Dakota is No. 1, and Mississippi is dead last. Heres how the online condom retailer arrived at the numbers, according to PRWeb:
Condomania.com has a huge selection of both smaller size condoms, like Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms and the Iron Gripper Snugger Fit condoms, and larger sized condoms such as the popular Trojan Magnum condoms and the Lifestyles Skyn Large condoms. All condom sales data was compiled by state. Then, the percentage of customers purchasing small or large size condoms was compared to the total of customers who purchased regular sized condoms.
If this sounds totally unscientific, thats because it is. But if theres any truth to Texas ranking, it could explain some of the overcompensation we see from our Republican elected officials. In any case, its obvious that straight men must be skewing Texas ranking downward. According to their online profiles, all the gays in Dallas are ordering Magnums.
See the full list at http://www.lonestarq.com/everythings-bigger-texas-according-condomanias-penis-size-rankings/#more-844 .
[font color=green]Absolutely, totally bogus research!
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Itty-Bitty Weenie Department: Not everything’s bigger in Texas (Original Post)
TexasTowelie
Dec 2013
OP
Do they have a way to track those guys that just cut the fingers from latex gloves?
Tyrs WolfDaemon
Dec 2013
#4
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)1. I drive a Prius.
I'm just sayin...
Blue Owl
(50,427 posts)2. Good news for the tweezer industry
n/t
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)3. Sounds bad for Texas male egos.
BTW ... When did they start selling condoms in sizes?
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)4. Do they have a way to track those guys that just cut the fingers from latex gloves?
Just a curious question...
not that I've ever done anything like that...
Hey stop looking at my reply like that!
When you look like this:
You use fresh Elk intestines just like your ancestors did.