Gov. Perry to have clavicle surgery

[TexasTowelie]

AUSTIN (AP) — Gov. Rick Perry is set to undergo surgery to repair his right clavicle, which has yet to properly heal following a 2009 bicycle accident.

The Texas Governor's Office says Perry will undergo a 90-minute outpatient procedure Friday in Austin.

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Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst will assume gubernatorial duties if Perry is temporarily unable to serve.

In July, the 61-year-old Perry had stem cells taken from his body that were then grown in a lab and injected into his back during an operation to fuse part of his spine.

http://www.news-journal.com/news/local/gov-perry-to-have-clavicle-surgery/article_a3d5233c-5e77-11e1-9ab4-001871e3ce6c.html

Stem cells, hmmm?

[peacebird]

1. Stem cells... Omg!!!1! baby killer!1!

<sarcasm>

[niyad]

2. darn. . .when I first glanced, I thought it said "cranial surgery"--thought maybe he was getting a

brain.

[TexasTowelie]

3. LOL!

If that is the case, then they should call it out-to-lunch-patient surgery. In Perry's case, the recovery will take forever.

[muntrv]

4. Stem cells? That's murder!

[Botany]

5. Surgeon

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Stem cells

[Geoff R. Casavant]

6. He must have sustained a fracture

when he stuck his head so far up his ass last fall.