Mall Security Guard Dragged By Car After Suspects Take Big Carrot

[Joe Cool]

https://butlerradio.com/mall-security-guard-dragged-by-car-after-suspects-take-big-carrot/

State police are searching for suspects who allegedly stole from the Easter display at the Clearview Mall and ended up dragging a security guard on their car.

[sdfernando]

1. OK...what kind of Easter do the celebrate in Pennsylvania??

"Police say the suspects stole a three-foot foam carrot and a piñata from the Easter display"

I guess the carrot might be because of the easter bunny but a piñata ??? This is a very conservative county so I don't see a piñata fits into their view of easter.

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

2. Many people think of Easter as a "candy" holiday...

... Like Halloween, Christmas, and Valentines day.

Just think of a piñata as a candy distribution system.



Speaking of candy, my favorite holidays are the four feasts of Saint Mark Downs, on the days after the four holidays mentioned above.