As it should be.

[rug]

[hrmjustin]

1. We're hungry!

[rug]

2. Sharks do it because they're hungry. We do it just because.

[NYC_SKP]

3. Oh, I remember a hot sultry summer in '79 down at Tompkins Square.

I bit a dude.

He was beggin' for it.

And he loved it.

And I did, too.

[rug]

4. Remember this guy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Rakowitz

He's still on Ward's Island.

[NYC_SKP]

5. Never underestimate the craziness of a park dude with a rooster. And don't drink the soup.

Actually, I was a year gone when he was arrested.

Missed him by That Much!

[rug]

6. Just as well you left. The East Village's been taken over by hipsters.

[NYC_SKP]

7. I was there when you could still find a dead body in an abandoned building & CBGB was not a gallery.

And Times Square didn't look like Las Vegas was raped by Disneyland and they had a awkward child.

And there was no such thing as Stop and Frisk and you could find an apartment for under $12,307/month.

And there were signs the SPECIFICALLY FORBADE TIPPING, but you did anyway and you got one Fat Ass Pastrami Sam and a cream soda!



Good times!

[rug]

8. Don't forget the massage parlors on every corner.

[NYC_SKP]

9. And Crazy Eddie was not yet in Jail, His Prices Were INSANE!