Macomb County clerk suggested fecal-eating worms for office toilets

[marmar]

(Detroit Free Press) Macomb County's ousted clerk, Karen Spranger, once suggested installing toilets over holes in the floor containing fecal eating worms as a way to add more bathrooms to a county building without having to run additional plumbing.

That was among the odd, and sometimes outright bizarre, revelations that came out in depositions taken in a federal whistleblower lawsuit filed against Spranger by two of her former top deputies, who she fired within months of appointing them.........(more)

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/macomb/2018/11/01/karen-spranger-macomb-county-clerk/1821863002/

[brush]

1. Dayum! Someone actually proposed that? No wonder she's gone.

Who wants to squat over a pit full of worms

And think of the smell.

Nuts.

[marmar]

2. I talked to a couple of people who used to work there....

... they said she's a complete nutcase.

[magicarpet]

3. Suppose a bunch these worms escaped and got into people's lower digestive track ?

Wouldn't that be problematic ?

Maybe a blessing in disguise,.. we would no longer need to fuss with toilet paper. A sort of Roto-Rooter for the lower intestinal track.

[violetpastille]

4. I actually read that whole article...

Because I was all..hmm. You never know? Maybe it's a good idea.


She makes actual tin foil hats and wears them.

As many harmlessly batty eccentrics want to infiltrate the Republican party, I'm all for it. Do it!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. I think her skull is filled with fecal-eating worms.

And they've improved her thought processes.

[Racerdog1]

6. She is full of fecal matter

Shit for brains