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Michigan police queuing up to enforce oral sex ban
http://newsthump.com/2016/02/10/michigan-police-queuing-up-to-enforce-oral-sex-ban/Police in Michigan are scrambling to join a new investigative task force after the state banned oral sex.
The new law, known as the ‘If I can’t have it nor can anyone else’ act was passed by the state legislature in a move one described as ‘the closest thing I’ve had to an erection since Ronald Reagan left office.’ Describing oral sex as a ‘unnatural crime against nature’, the bill could only have been drafted by people who’ve never had any.
in response to the passing of the bill, state police have been cancelling leave and queuing through the night in a bid to join a new undercover unit devoted to tracking down lawbreakers.
Normal people in Michigan are reported to have told the state legislature they can stick the law up their arse, which as it turns out is also illegal.
The new law, known as the ‘If I can’t have it nor can anyone else’ act was passed by the state legislature in a move one described as ‘the closest thing I’ve had to an erection since Ronald Reagan left office.’ Describing oral sex as a ‘unnatural crime against nature’, the bill could only have been drafted by people who’ve never had any.
in response to the passing of the bill, state police have been cancelling leave and queuing through the night in a bid to join a new undercover unit devoted to tracking down lawbreakers.
Normal people in Michigan are reported to have told the state legislature they can stick the law up their arse, which as it turns out is also illegal.
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Somehow it reminds me of a TV show I used to watch in the 70s.
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According to religious republican's bible isn't it my duty to submit to my husband and his needs? LOL this instead of bringing criminal charges against the governor who poisoned BABIES. Another reason to be ashamed of the Michigan Legislature, the world see's your Confoolishness! Confused and foolish! 
