Orlando's Holy Land to close its gilded doors

[llmart]

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/01/16/orlandos-holy-land-experience-will-soon-close-its-gilded-doors


Isn't this the place where Jesus' cell phone rang while he was giving an interview to a reporter?

[Buzz cook]

1. They could afford to feed

Jesus' riding dinosaur.

[llmart]

2. Was that actually a "thing"?

I never heard that one. What I found interesting was that they offered one free day a year of entry in order to get tax free status from the government.

Isn't that special.

[Buzz cook]

4. While the real Jesus

Rode a Trex. All the dinosaurs died in the flood so Holy Land Orlando Jesus had to so with a donkey.

[underpants]

3. As the prophecies foretold

[marble falls]

5. It was his broker - his corn futures tanked.

[llmart]

6. I think I saw that in a documentary and I laughed out loud.

It could also have been his mother calling him to ask when he'd be home for supper.

[marble falls]

7. She told him if he was late it would be his last supper there.

[llmart]

8. Badda boom!

Great comeback. I was hoping someone would pick up on my inference.

Hey, maybe we should go on the road? Is vaudeville out of style these days?

[marble falls]

9. No, but those sandals are! ...

thank-you ladies and germs, we'll be here until Saturday or until the charges are dropped.

But seriously, anyone know a good bail/bondsman?

[lunasun]

10. I never heard of this place

https://holylandexperience.com