HAIR OF THE CHIEF

[Goonch]

[Thomas Hurt]

1. so he has a reverse mullet and throws that party in the front

over the bald spot. I bet that comb over hangs down to his collar.

[Siwsan]

2. I'm trying to not imagine what that head looks like when it is fresh out of the shower

It has to hold one insane pattern of hairline.

[pansypoo53219]

3. most exercise he gets is fixing his hair. that looks major weaving + layers.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

6. U think HE actually does it every day?

[pansypoo53219]

7. depends on if he is dry or a oily boy. & he does complain about hair sprays now.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

8. omg - he is such an oddity. Thank god we are not near a major world war event.

[pansypoo53219]

9. YET!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

4. In "Fire and Fury"

Ivanka is quoted as describing how it is done. Bald on top, a clean pate of skin, surrounded by hair on the sides which is gathered up, folded back and combed over, held in place with a ton of hair shellac.

It's too bad that when he and Vince McMahan held their bet, it wasn't trump whose head got shaved. He would NEVER have lived that down.

And they say "Vanity -- thy name is woman."

[Laura PourMeADrink]

5. Surely, surely, with all his $$$..wouldn't you get the 10

top hair stylists in the world to come in and "fix me" ?? You may have to take 6 weeks off--out of sight. Blessing !

[Grammy23]

10. Can't you just imagine him primping and petting his mop into place?

That smug look he likes to wear is looking back at him and he sees the tRump of the mid 1980s, not the bloated, ruddy skinned guy in the mirror. He can hire the top stylist in the world but he will still be the ugly, over the hill asshat he has always been. He’d like to believe he is beloved and admired but somewhere deep within his lizard brain, he knows. HE KNOWS it is not true so it slowly drives him nuts. And there really is nothing he can do about it. Nothing. I shouldn’t laugh at the misery of another. In his case, I will make an exception.

[Mira]

11. Rain is the enemy of that concoction.

His hair is the reason he is terrified of rain.