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On March 28, 2024, Lara Trump released her new single.
Last edited Mon Apr 1, 2024, 05:06 PM - Edit history (4)
Lara Trump Unleashes New Horror On Nation In Form Of Song
Wait, come back!
GARY LEGUM
MAR 30, 2024
{The image is from Snopes.}
Has everyone already downloaded a copy of the hot, new, eagerly anticipated musical release of 2024 that dropped on Thursday night?
Lord no, we don’t mean the new Beyoncé album, what are we, heathens? (Though her cover of “Jolene” is kind of a banger.) [Gary just told me he has only listened to the Jolene so far, hence his unformed opinion on the rest of the banger album. — Editrix]
No, no, we refer of course to the new single “Anything Is Possible” by multi-talented broadcaster, political analyst, co-chair of the Republican National Committee, and musician Lara Trump!
Lara unleashed her latest music-shaped cure for Impostor Syndrome on an unsuspecting America at midnight on Thursday, and boy howdy do we resent God for not making us deaf:
{Snip the rest. It's not a positive review.}
Wait, come back!
GARY LEGUM
MAR 30, 2024
{The image is from Snopes.}
Has everyone already downloaded a copy of the hot, new, eagerly anticipated musical release of 2024 that dropped on Thursday night?
Lord no, we don’t mean the new Beyoncé album, what are we, heathens? (Though her cover of “Jolene” is kind of a banger.) [Gary just told me he has only listened to the Jolene so far, hence his unformed opinion on the rest of the banger album. — Editrix]
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No, no, we refer of course to the new single “Anything Is Possible” by multi-talented broadcaster, political analyst, co-chair of the Republican National Committee, and musician Lara Trump!
Lara unleashed her latest music-shaped cure for Impostor Syndrome on an unsuspecting America at midnight on Thursday, and boy howdy do we resent God for not making us deaf:
{Snip the rest. It's not a positive review.}
Okay, that's enough.
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... would BLEED. I am so sick of this family of con-artists. I wish they would GO AWAY (except Mary). I think her song will sell and chart - Crooked Donald's single with the insurrectionists went to #1. Fandom is weird...
