Quiz: 🎃 What Will Be Written On Your Tombstone? ⚰️

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Me: Don't Make Me Come Down There! 😏

You're in charge! You keep everything in line in life and you're worried things won't go as smooth without you. Even in the afterlife, you're going to be watching everyone and making sure they stay on the straight and narrow. Mortals beware!

Quiz: http://www.zimbio.com/quiz/eVv-1k5kkAC/Will+Written+Tombstone

[TBA]

1. She did her damnedest.

[FSogol]

2. "Not Even The Creator of the Universe Knew What FSogol Was Going to Say Next"

Stolen from Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The quiz said: Not Resting in Peace.

[Siwsan]

3. Rarely do these quiz things hit the mark, with me. This one may have.

Don't Make Me Come Down There!

[hlthe2b]

4. What's all the ruckus?

shhhh!

[AJT]

5. Who?

[cyclonefence]

6. Where she goes, and how she fares,

nobody knows, and nobody cares.

(stolen from someplace)

[bronxiteforever]

29. Tom Paines bones sung by Dick Gaughan

A great song!

[SCantiGOP]

7. Nothing

Since there won't be one. My body will go to the state Medical University.
The funeral industry is, in my opinion, one of the least ethical and worst scams in the country.

[panader0]

8. 'Tombstone Bound'--- the name of a band and a song I wrote:

My girlfriend used to live outside Tombstone and I would make the drive
with great expectations.

"I got sixteen miles to go
on that old Charleston Road
I got the hammer down
I'm Tombstone bound.
As I cross the river
my body starts to shiver
my heart begins to pound
I'm Tombstone bound.

'Cause at the end of my journey
there's a prize
I got the starry night, the moony night,
the magic in your eyes
I'm Tombstone bound.

Just a few more miles to go.
I can see the lights
in the houses below.
I'm rolling into town
I'm Tombstone bound.

When I die and I'm buried
in my ground
I want the words on my grave
to say; Oh Lord'
He was Tombstone bound, Tombstone bound."

CDs are available lol.

[Leith]

10. On This Day of June, Her Song Went Out of Tune

You love music and your very essence feels like a song. You'll keep on singing until your dying days and even though your song will come to an end, it won't be completely buried!


What I want my tombstone to say:

Nevertheless She Persisted

[Glorfindel]

11. Weird: "On this Day of June, Her Song Went Out of Tune"

I'm not a "her," I expect to die in January, and my "song" has been out of tune for a very long time. (As in I can't carry a tune, not that I don't love music!)

What I'd really like it to be is this quote from H.P. Lovecraft: "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die."

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. "Pepperoni made from pork, beef, and mechanically-separated chicken." NT

[Ohiya]

13. Not what I would choose but,

I saw this on a tombstone when I was hiking in Scotland:


The soul of man is immortal and its growth and splendor is that of a thing with no limits.


Which obviously, I've never forgotten.

[GeorgeGist]

14. I Told You ...

I Was Sick.

[left-of-center2012]

15. Seen online ...

"I told you I was sick"

[d_r]

16. Oops!

[edbermac]

17. No idea but here's a tombstone that can't be topped.

[Wolf Frankula]

18. Mine Will Be

I can't be dead. I have to do dishes!

Wolf

[Skittles]

19. SHE WOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR ASS; yes INDEED

[maxrandb]

20. Fair Winds and Following Seas

[maxrandb]

21. Bob Dylan lyrics

My favorite is "I said you know they refused Jesus too..he said you ain't him"

[maxrandb]

22. Our Who lyrics

"I just can't face my failures, I'm nothing but a well-fucked Sailor"

[maxrandb]

23. Staying on lyrics

Maybe

"Give my feet to the footloose careless fancy free,
Give my knees to the needy, don't you pull that stuff on me,
Hand me down my walking cane it's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid"

[sarge43]

25. Well, this is different. n/t

[Leghorn21]

26. "I Gave It My Some"

stolen!

[lunasun]

27. My ashes to be spread so no tombstone to be read

[defacto7]

28. There once was a man from Nantucket...

... well... maybe not.

[bronxiteforever]

30. Died awaiting transport to his home in Dagobah

[Purveyor]

31. Not a thing. Ashes sprinkled down back where I played as a kid, another handful on

"Crooked Lake" which is my peaceful place and the rest across the Gulf of Mexico at the nude beach near Highland, Texas...

It is written...

[thinkingagain]

32. I hadn't really thought of it till

I read this post and I should been thinking of one for myself as I have been helping to plan a memorial service recently for a family member so those thoughts of when I die "I want" keep coming up
Anyhow as I was reading this post
I suddenly thought
"Lord give me wings to fly home"

[JDC]

33. She finally can stop telling him to turn off the lights

Seriously, my wife is obsessed.

[no_hypocrisy]

34. No tombstone.

I'm going to be buried in the woods.

[chillfactor]

35. no tombstone for me...

I will be cremated and my ashes will be spread over the mountains I love.

[dflprincess]

36. I've tod my nieces and nephews it can either say

Best aunt ever

Or

She nagged because she loved

Guess which one they prefer.😀

[Lint Head]

37. No one is here at the moment. Just leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

[Bradshaw3]

38. No pulse, no brain activity and six feet under I'm still smarter than trump

[earthshine]

39. "Confusion" ... will be my epitaph -- King Crimson

#13 has the right avatar.

[Fla Dem]

40. "Don't Make Me Come Down There!"

Pretty much on point.

[femmocrat]

41. "She's Really in Paris"

The place of my dreams.

[Flaleftist]

42. "I said I wanted to be cremated." nt

[SCantiGOP]

43. Baudelaire

The 19th century French decadent poet, did not get his wish to have the inscription he wanted on his grave:

"A fondness for whores and whiskey resulted in his early death"