Apostrophes where they don't belong: What should be the punishment?

[LeftinOH]

http://www.apostropheabuse.com/

[geardaddy]

1. Cut off their apostrophes.

[bluesbassman]

2. The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the water
(water)
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the mornin
(mornin)
By yer radio
(radio!)
Do the walls close in to suffocate ya
You aint got no friends . . .
An all the others: they hate ya
Does the life you been leadin gotta go?
Well, let me straighten you out
About a little russian restaurant I know . . .
(get yer shoes n socks on people, it's right aroun the corner!)

Out through the night
An the whisperin breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases

Out through the night
An the whisperin breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases . . .

Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis
(that's right!)
And well they should
Even napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
Stink foot

Yknow, my python boot is too tight
I couldnt get it off last night
A week went by, an now it's july
I finally got it off
An my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!
Stink foot! stink foot! I aint lyin,
Can you rinse it off, dyou suppose?

Here fido . . . fido . . .
Here fido . . . bring the slippers little puppy
Yes, that's a good dog! yes!
Arf, arf, arf!
Sick . . .

[Kaleva]

3. I like how you put that double dot thingy in your title.

That shows everyone else here that you are a person that's educated and not to be f**ked with.

[RebelOne]

4. Delete the apostrophe from their computers or typewriters.

Nothing irks me more than those who put apostrophes in plural nouns if they are not possessive.

[lastlib]

5. Death....

String a few of 'em up, and the rest will go straight "toot-sweet".

j/k

[bigwillq]

6. Nothing

It's not that serious.

[Kaleva]

7. Alert on the post. Folks in H & M are complaining about the lack of alerts.

[csziggy]

8. Assault them with interrobangs!

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[treestar]

9. The first one refers to money in pounds

It would be odd for someone in England to do that. I would think their language education would make sure they don't make mistakes. At least, that is what my British professor declared to us in a class on Shakespeare.