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packman

(16,296 posts)
Tue Oct 17, 2017, 05:27 PM Oct 2017

A joke - Trump has his fortune told




Trump went to a fortune teller and asked, "Will I be impeached?"
She spread the cards and picked out one , "Yes, it is in the cards."
Trump gulped and said, "When?"
She reshuffled the Tarot cards and looked deeply into their meaning, "It will be on a national holiday"
"WHAT DAY! What day?" Trump demanded
"The day you are impeached" she smiled.
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