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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsOfficials Investigating Hugh Hefners Death Suspect Foreplay
http://www.theonion.com/article/officials-investigating-hugh-hefners-death-suspect-57070LOS ANGELESCiting the overwhelming amount of physical evidence present at the scene, Los Angeles Police Department officials announced Thursday that they now suspect foreplay may have been involved in the recent death of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. Upon entering Mr. Hefners bedroom, there were clear indications that his death was not platonic in nature, said LAPD detective Marcus Rosetti, adding that the presence of feather ticklers and recently lit scented candles suggested that Hefner was getting worked up at the time of his passing. However, forensics will still have to test several samples of massage oils found in proximity to Mr. Hefner before we can make any conclusive determination. Rosetti went on to say that, at present, police believed the perpetrators of Hefners death were six or seven individuals working in concert.
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Officials Investigating Hugh Hefners Death Suspect Foreplay (Original Post)
geardaddy
Sep 2017
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Eliot Rosewater
(31,125 posts)1. Oh shit, you GOT ME
If the guy cant laugh at us laughing at him, fuck him.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,634 posts)2. Assault on a dead weapon! 😏
Gothmog
(145,666 posts)3. I love the Onion
Throck
(2,520 posts)4. Aw Hef
Some hardly knew ya, others knew ya hardly.
Sedona
(3,769 posts)5. He's to be buried under the mattress belonging to an eighth grade boy.
......Stephanie Miller 9/28/2017