I can't say why, but make me smile/laugh. I'll even help!

[WillParkinson]

Presidential Clock

Ashley walked into the White House for the first day of her internship and was greeted by the President. After a tour, he asked, "Would you like to see the Presidential Clock?" Ashley got suspicious and said, "I've heard certain things about you, Mr. President, and don't think that would be a smart idea." "Nonsense," said the President. "It's just a clock." Ashley reluctantly agreed.

The President led her to an empty Oval Office, closed the door, dropped his pants and pulled it out. In a reproving tone, Ashley said, "That's not the Presidential Clock, it's the Presidential Cock." The President responded, "Ashley, honey, put a face and two hands on it, and it's a clock."

[HappyMe]

1. lol!

Here's a cutie to look at.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101898898





Here's a hug -

[ohiosmith]

2. Let me be the first say...........this belongs in GD.

[siligut]

3. I am still trying to get yours, but here is a funny video of talking animals

[WillParkinson]

4. Well now...

You win.

[siligut]

5. So because she will put her face and hands on it, it becomes a clock?

I thought it had something to do with the "L". I hope things get better for you Will.

[Arugula Latte]

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