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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsQuick... how do I get a big-ass meteor to hit the Earth before my 2:00 conference call?
Or, if that's not possible, the meteor could be a small one and hit just me.
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Quick... how do I get a big-ass meteor to hit the Earth before my 2:00 conference call? (Original Post)
LuckyTheDog
Apr 2012
OP
Not sure about the Meteor but would a mini-earthquake that swallows you whole do?
LynneSin
Apr 2012
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KamaAina
(78,249 posts)1. Do something to distract Pat Robertson
Wave a joint in front of him, maybe.
klook
(12,171 posts)2. Can you be "stuck in a tunnel" for the entirety of the call?
"Sorry, you're still breaking up!"
"Nope, can't -- chh-cchhhrrr-cch -- hear you cch-cchcch!"
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)3. Go outside and make the meteor mating call
It's irresistible!
Taverner
(55,476 posts)4. Become somebody else completely
Think - Lynch's Lost Highway
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)5. Not sure about the Meteor but would a mini-earthquake that swallows you whole do?
I could frack near you - that might make it happen
LuckyTheDog
(6,837 posts)8. Would it take my boss with me?
If so, let 'er rip.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)10. That's only if you pay for the extra mini-Tsunami feature
you can select up to 5 extra people.
charlie and algernon
(13,447 posts)6. Sorry, I placed a strict ban on meteors for today
I have a date this evening. Can't let it be spoiled by an apocalypse.
LuckyTheDog
(6,837 posts)7. With my luck, the meteor will hit...
... just AFTER my conference call. And I will have spent my last hour on Earth being pestered about nonsense.
Phentex
(16,334 posts)9. Place large inflatable dinosaurs on top of the building...
russspeakeasy
(6,539 posts)11. Settle for a drone ?
3waygeek
(2,034 posts)12. Call Rush's show...
and say something that will make him fall from his chair. His fat ass hitting the floor will have the same impact as your meteor.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)13. Call 1-800-BIG-ROCK and put in a request.