My grandson has a game away today
He will be gone all day. So I made him a lumberjacks breakfast. Waffles (from scratch. Do it. It is easy and better the those Eggo abominations) , over easy eggs, fried smoked sausage, hashbrowns and fresh squeezed oj. It was a calorie bomb.
I can no longer eat that way. In the year since we gained custody he has grown nine inches yet only gained a few pounds. He clocks in at about 185 lbs. He is almost 6 feet tall and he is stealing all my cool clothes. Plus, girls find him irresistible. He frequently forces fumbles and runs them back.
It is disgusting.
So....should I kill him in his sleep, or poison his food?
Clarification: I do NOT want to kill my grandson. I am bragging on him because I am proud of him. He is surpassing my accomplishments at that age. It is great to behold.
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Teenage boys are a wonder to behold! I raised two athletes. We used to fill two shopping carts every week at the supermarket. I always enjoyed going to their games..... even in the rain and the cold! Good times. 
Those waffles sound delicious!
