Everyone please send Ohiosmith best of luck for the new business he just opened....

[LynneSin]

[Phentex]

1. Fine Farts is the phrase of the day...

modify every thread using the words Fine Farts.

[Angry Dragon]

2. One way to clear a building

[geardaddy]

3. Are those thin, squeaky farts?

[ohiosmith]

4. Unfortunately, our grand opening did not go as well as we had hoped.

[siligut]

5. It's a viable business model

Take something that already exists and make it better. But in this case, making it better would mean making it not exist at all.

[LynneSin]

6. I heard he blew away the competition

[ohiosmith]

8. I was accused of putting on airs.

[LynneSin]

9. It was the sweet smell of success of your business!

[bluesbassman]

10. First time in history "business stinks" is a good thing.

[HopeHoops]

7. Better lay off that fruity wine there.