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Initech

(100,076 posts) Sun Apr 15, 2012, 10:59 PM Apr 2012

For the EXTREMELY paranoid gun fanatic...

I wouldn't want to intrude in this guy's house...

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For the *EXTREMELY* paranoid gun fanatic... (Original Post) Initech Apr 2012 OP

You could keep an arsenal in there... krispos42 Apr 2012 #1

How cozy! HappyMe Apr 2012 #2

Maybe he just wants to have sex closer to his fake penises underpants Apr 2012 #3

It's not the size that counts! Initech Apr 2012 #5

The right side for... sarisataka Apr 2012 #4

Was it on Colbert or Stewart? siligut Apr 2012 #6

Looks like an extra-firm to me. ;) n/t discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2012 #7

krispos42

(49,445 posts)

1. You could keep an arsenal in there...

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 12:12 AM

Apr 2012

...or simply keep a handgun and a bottle of oxygen in there and jump in if somebody breaks in.

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

2. How cozy!

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 09:34 AM

Apr 2012

underpants

(182,807 posts)

3. Maybe he just wants to have sex closer to his fake penises

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 06:19 PM

Apr 2012

Initech

(100,076 posts)

5. It's not the size that counts!

Reply to underpants (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 06:38 PM

Apr 2012

sarisataka

(18,655 posts)

4. The right side for...

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 06:34 PM

Apr 2012

guns and ammo. The left side for chips, dip and a six pack.

Bring on the zombie apocalypse!

siligut

(12,272 posts)

6. Was it on Colbert or Stewart?

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 07:47 PM

Apr 2012

The guy showing off his under-mattress gun safe? 15 seconds and CATCH-CHA!

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

7. Looks like an extra-firm to me. ;) n/t

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 07:56 PM

Apr 2012

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