The Last Blockbuster twitter account

[SecularMotion]

https://twitter.com/loneblockbuster

This is Gold!

[ret5hd]

1. Some gems:

"My manager says we shouldn't talk about the Tri-State Strangler dumping bodies in our dumpster but I think people like hearing that stuff."

"We're excited to announce that all August our empty shelf space will be rented out by Sue Ann's Incense & Island Living Literature."

"We were gonna announce our new delivery service today but chandler's mom is being a real bitch about him taking the mercury sable."

"If you knew how much time we spend arranging our cutouts each morning you wouldn't be so willing to place them into sexual positions."

[hibbing]

2. That's some good stuff, thanks! n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. Hahahahaha!