An oldie but goodie
This guy rents a cabin at a rustic northern Minnesota resort. He sets out the first day for hiking and sightseeing. But when he returns to the resort that evening, he sports a black eye.
The resort owner lets out a low whistle. "That's some shiner," he says. "What happened?"
"I got it by asking directions," the guy replies. "I was out hiking, and I got lost. I couldn't find my way back here. After wandering around for an hour or more, I came across a parked car. There was a man and a woman inside. The car was rocking back and forth, the windows were all fogged up, and I could hear moaning and panting."
"So what about the black eye?" asks the owner.
"I tapped on the window," says the guy. "And when the man opened it I asked him, 'How far is the Olde Log Inn?'"
