We all know that covfefe he is going to be the next word added to the Oxford English Dictionary

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The only question is are we going to allow the Republicans to define it? If we want the word to be ours then we need to define it ourselves. Share with us your best definition.

[jmowreader]

1. Covfefe. Noun.

A mixture of equal parts bile, cottonmouth venom, cat urine and macerated bull feces that emerges from the mouth of an overweight Republican president named Donald Trump every time someone says something he does not like. An event initiating covfefe production happens roughly once every three minutes, so there's quite a bit of it in existence. A National Covfefe Stockpile has been established in an abandoned uranium mine in Nebraska. At current rates of production, a second mine will have to be secured by August 2017. The US Department of Commerce is currently researching possible uses for covfefe. A solid use for it had been discovered, but that plan was scuttled when the UN's Office of Nonproliferation informed the US Government that covfefe has been declared a Schedule 1 munition under the Chemical Weapons Convention.

[First Speaker]

2. Covfefe(adj): The state of having something up your ass...

,,,that everyone can see and knows about, but which you are nonetheless unable to remove from said ass. Often accompanied by boasting of how attractive said covfefe makes your ass look.