I think the birds have it in for me

[TrogL]

A parrot ate one of my waybills.

The Canada Geese currently causing havoc in this city got pissed off because I wanted to unload my truck in what is apparently now their loading ramp.

A passing seagull took a dump on my windshield.

[PoliticAverse]

1. I think some guy once made a movie about this. n/t

[TeapotInATempest]

2. I'm literally laughing out loud

I have a zebra finch and I wouldn't want him mad at me! He's only half the size of a sparrow, but god can he get grumpy.

Better find some kind of bird god and leave it an offering.

[sarge43]

4. Here you go, fellow bird servant

Love a dog and he thinks you're a god.

Love a cat and he thinks he's a god.

Love a bird and he will demand daily sacrifices.

[TeapotInATempest]

5. Ha, yes

"Don't you know my great-grandfather was a T-Rex?"

[sarge43]

3. "We're warm blooded dinosaurs, hair balls; forget that at your peril." n/t

[denbot]

6. Just curious..

How did a parrot eat your waybill?

[TrogL]

7. It was guarding the shop

I walked into the store and nobody was there except a parrot walking around squawking at me. Eventually somebody came out to figure out what all the racket was about and discovered me. Then we had to find my waybill which we eventually found on the floor partially chewed up. It was still legible so we used it instead of going to the hassle of writing out a new one.

[Wounded Bear]

8. Well, you could learn to throw a baseball...(PETA warning)

[sarge43]

9. I suspect that every day since Johnson

found his car covered with bird shit. Birds prefer their revenge served hot.