"Jeff Sessions is so white you can't wear him after Labor Day."

[ret5hd]

Just heard on NPR's "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me".

[bagelsforbreakfast]

1. but his face would look good on toilet paper n/m

[Guilded Lilly]

2. OK...thank Goddess for humor and a good laugh!!

[spooky3]

3. LOL! As someone whose good friend once called her "the whitest person I've met"

(And she didn't mean it as a compliment ) I have to say he makes me seem hip!

[rug]

4. "Jeff Sessions is so white his face is used to grade teeth."

[FloridaBlues]

5. Thanks I needed that laugh!!

[pressbox69]

6. So white...

...that even his black heart is white.

[rurallib]

7. so white

you could go snow blind looking at him

[47of74]

8. He's so white that he can be seen from orbit

[Jamaal510]

9. Lisa Raye

wouldn't care--she wears white all the time!