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Le Cinq, Paris: restaurant reviewIt was supposed to be a joyous trip to one of Frances famous gastro palaces what could possibly go wrong?
by Jay Rayner :
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/09/le-cinq-paris-restaurant-review-jay-rayner
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Epic
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Most corproate owned establishments are over-rated, over-priced with lack luster food. I have no desire to stay in them or eat in them when traveling. Keep it local whenever possible stateside or across both ponds, imo.
JHan
(10,173 posts)and you're right, the best grub is often found in the most unassuming places
ProfessorGAC
(65,136 posts)So, i'm on business at a site in Louisiana. We go to this joint in LaPlace. Place looks like a total dump, but it's close to the site, and on a good path back to the airport.
Inside is ok, but very neat and clean. The cajun cuisine there was to die for. This was back in the 90's and to this day, i would be willing to get on a plane, fly to NO, drive to LaPlace, eat, go back to the airport and fly home.
progressoid
(49,992 posts)Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)BainsBane
(53,041 posts)Someone's taste is off, either Michelin or the reviewer.
JHan
(10,173 posts)I even bookmarked it, interesting read:
Being French, of course the guide has always been the subject of conspiracy theories regarding the allocation of stars, the number of inspectors, and their quality and disinterest. Having made the hierarchy of chefs, the guide found that it was in its interest to maintain it. A handful of grand and gluttonous kitchens seemed to keep their rating long after their fashion and food faded. Michelin evolved from the wandering Candide of food to become the creeping Richelieu: manipulative, obsessive, and secretive.
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2012/11/whats-wrong-with-the-michelin-guide
Just the sort of dining culture Jay Rayner's acerbic wit was created for...lol
TygrBright
(20,763 posts)Hekate
(90,769 posts)...the occasional anniversary eating at to-die-for places. I had to send this to her immediately, so she could laugh as much as I am.
DFW
(54,433 posts)pansypoo53219
(20,987 posts)best pie was the ugliest pie.
Duppers
(28,125 posts)Wanna mess up the full taste of individual foods? Stack the fuckers.
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)At your five Johnny Garlics restaurants in California, if servers arrive with main courses and find that the appetizers havent been cleared yet, do they try to find space for the new plates next to the dirty ones? Or does that just happen in Times Square, where people are used to crowding?
Grammy23
(5,810 posts)I needed a good laugh. This story did it. Thanks for the comic relief. I shared with my niece and her husband plus a friend, all who have traveled or in lived in Europe so they will enjoy that review.
sheshe2
(83,850 posts)Bravo to Jay Rayner...perhaps he should review one of tRumps dumps next.
Thank you JHan.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)And it reveals everything you need to know about our next president.
excerpt:
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review
sheshe2
(83,850 posts)and the pics of the food?!!? What was that?
http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/58518de661d9dbac5b8b91bc/master/w_900,c_limit/trump-tower-grill-restaurant-new-york-city-04-01.jpg
That tall drink...looks like someone puked...the taco bowl???? Hmm look like Donnie shat in it.
Thanks Kwassa~
sheshe2
(83,850 posts)I'm still laughing.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Scathing, but very funny!
betsuni
(25,596 posts)malthaussen
(17,215 posts)... not like I was ever going to go there in the first place.
I did once dine at a 3-star restaurant (Le Gavroche, back in '90) and dropped 200 quid for one person. But unlike the poor lad's experience at the Cinq, it was worth every shekel. This one sounds like a meal on which nightmares are made (and his pix confirm it).
-- Mal