I realized I must be mistaken when I read 'Lost penis found in forest' on one of these threads :D

[luvMIdog]

I can't wait until I get my glasses and can see again

[PoliticAverse]

1. In the mean time you can use the "Zoom" feature of your broswer to see penises better.

[luvMIdog]

2. haahhahaaha thanks :D

[Warpy]

3. Welcome to my world

I have glasses like Coke bottle bottoms (the glass ones) and my eyes play tricks on me a lot.

[True Dough]

4. So where was the penis lost

if it wasn't in the forest?

[SwissTony]

5. But where was the pen originally bought?

http://www.penisland.net/

They specialize in wood!!

[littlemissmartypants]

6. So

THAT'S where I left it.

Mystery solved.

[Ron Obvious]

7. The penis mightier than the sword.

C'mon, someone had to say it! Everybody knows you were all waiting for it.

Now continue as you were.

[bluedigger]

8. Who amongst us hasn't had that happen to them?

[zanana1]

9. Is there a penis in a forest...

If there's nobody there to see it?

[jmowreader]

10. This is a must...