Yet another Trump Limerick Contest

[red dog 1]

(My entry is one I used before,which has been slightly tweaked)


There once was a double-chinned phony
Who fed all the people baloney
But he won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin and Comey

[Siwsan]

1. Bravo!

[guillaumeb]

2. Very very nice. eom

[longship]

3. Very good. It parses correctly.

The very best limericks have the very difficult inner rhyme in the last line.

Yours is well worthy of a hearty R&

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. There once was a pudgy orange tweeter

Who had a diminutive peter.
And he had tiny hands
And minuscule glands,
But at golf was a masterful cheater.

[PJMcK]

7. In my opinion...

...you win!!!

[red dog 1]

10. Very nice!

[SummerSnow]

5. Awesome!

[SummerSnow]

6. There once was a man named Flynn

who spied for Russia with a grin
He lied to Pence
and haven't been seen since
Now the feds might put him in the pen

[red dog 1]

14. Lock Him Up!...Lock Him Up!...Lock Him Up!...Lock Him Up!...Lock Him Up!...Lock Him Up!

(Wouldn't that be great?)

[QED]

8. There once was a buffoon who loved gold

Great hatred and incitement he doled
He made best friends with Vlad
And called all others sad
Offered bots for his soul he cried sold!

[red dog 1]

13. Nice!

[Thor_MN]

9. It's a crappy limerick, but he's a crappy person.

Fuck you.








Told you it was crappy.

[red dog 1]

11. Kind of like a very short haiku, isn't it?

(I wouldn't call it "crappy&quot

[red dog 1]

15. I've never attempted to write a haiku before, but here goes (based on yours)

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1st line - 5 syllables
2nd line - 7 syllables
3rd line - 5 syllables

Lying piece of shit
I hope they impeach your ass
One more thing, Fuck you!

[Demoiselle]

20. Brilliant! (eom)

[red dog 1]

21. Thanks for that

[red dog 1]

12. There once was a pervert from Queens

Who liked to bang girls in their teens
He'd offer them money
Then say to them "Honey,
I just want to get into your jeans"


http://www.justiceforkatie.com

[red dog 1]

16. From Brian Algar

When your gaze is a menacing stare,
And your small, pudgy eyes seem to glare,
And your mouth is agape --
No you're not a Great Ape,
Just the POTUS they're calling "Mein Herr"

[red dog 1]

17. From Michael R. Burch

The Donald is clearly insane
his ravings bizarre and inane
The wildest "fake news"
is the "news' that he spews
as our healthcare glugs down the drain.

[red dog 1]

18. From the Internet

"Make America Great Again"
A slogan for stupid white men
And their Stepford wives
Who lead sheltered lives
And all their deplorable kin

[red dog 1]

19. Another one from the Internet

Not the land of milk & honey
Trump's America isn't so sunny
The billionaires will thrive
Everyone else may survive
Until Trump takes all of their money