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Where do you hide your gourd? (Original Post)
taterguy
Mar 2017
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democratisphere
(17,235 posts)1. In my cornucopia.
underpants
(182,805 posts)2. OH. MY. GOURD. !
I hide my gourd in a gourd.
Actually I don't know what you mean.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)3. That is what the policeman asked me.
I denied every having a gourd.
Or knowing what the gourd can do.
My lawyer said I did the correct thing.
2naSalit
(86,622 posts)4. Right over here...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)5. Behind the fruit
lastlib
(23,236 posts)19. The question is:
Behind the fruit *on top*, or the fruit *underneath* the fruit on top?
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)6. Naturally that would depend on the season.
I'm surprised you even had to ask.
Donkees
(31,406 posts)7. In the agourdian
Wolf Frankula
(3,601 posts)8. In Plain Sight.
Wolf
True Dough
(17,305 posts)9. I had my gourd polished
and put it on display for all visitors to see. Be proud of your gourd, taterguy!
taterguy
(29,582 posts)10. Trust me, I've got gourd pride
shenmue
(38,506 posts)11. Right over there
rurallib
(62,416 posts)12. Gourd is everywhere
I learnt that in catechism
petronius
(26,602 posts)13. I keep my gourds in a hammock:
A HERETIC I AM
(24,368 posts)14. If I tell you I'll have to find a new place to hide it
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)15. We must follow the gourd...
No we must take off our sandal...
lastlib
(23,236 posts)16. Yes.
I'm not going to tell you. It's a secret I gourd with my life.
But I WILL tell you I named my gourd Ian Knott.............
Gourd help me, I can't help myself!
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)17. you will be pun-ished for that...
lastlib
(23,236 posts)20. (Hope I don't get the death pun-alty....)
bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)18. Gourd grief....
Are gourds the next kudzu?
Orrex
(63,212 posts)21. I keep mine secured with a Gourdian Knot
Orrex
(63,212 posts)24. I can post pics?
lastlib
(23,236 posts)25. Kinky........!
malthaussen
(17,195 posts)22. In my hoard. n/t
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)28. Smart to have a gourd hoard in case of a gourdage shortage
Good thinking, Mal!
malthaussen
(17,195 posts)30. It took you a whole week to think that up?
You must have been on vacation.
-- Mal
cilla4progress
(24,733 posts)26. In
Plain sight!
AJT
(5,240 posts)27. In my secret garden....
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)29. Living in Minnesota, I hide my Gord in Canada, eh?
panader0
(25,816 posts)31. I dress on the left.
PufPuf23
(8,776 posts)32. I am out (of) my gourd. I do not know where my gourd is located now.
When I was 19 - so long ago - I worked for Out of Your Gourd Music.
The company manufactured finger pianos, drums, and various other percussion instruments (that I can't recall or spell names) from gourds.