It's time for another Trump Limerick Contest

[red dog 1]

(The winner gets a cookie)

From Jan.7, 2017
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018914121

From Jan. 19, 2017
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018916385


(I'll start things off with this one)

There once was a bully from Queens
Who got things done by illegal means
He bashed his opponent
With lies every moment
Til' James Comey helped fulfill his dreams

[guillaumeb]

1. My attempt:

There once was a Donald named Trump
who's demeanor was that of a grump
He will often tell you
of his genius IQ
but he's actually dumb as a stump

[red dog 1]

2. Very good!

("genius IQ"?, what a laugh!)

[JudyM]

3. .

There was once a deplorable man
Who was able to grab all he planned
With fistfuls of cash
And young women's asses
He never knew soon he'd be canned.

[red dog 1]

5. I hope you're right about that.

(that soon he'll be canned)

With a GOP-controlled Congress, that might never happen, unfortunately.

[ailsagirl]

4. Not mine but funny

When your gaze is a menacing stare,
And your small, piggy eyes seem to glare,
And your mouth is agape―
No, you’re not a Great Ape,
Just the POTUS they’re calling “Mein Herr”.
―Brian Allgar

[red dog 1]

6. Excellent!

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. teeny bit of a change..."mein hair"...n/t

[elehhhhna]

7. . . .

Donny's fingers are short, like his ween.
Fact: TWO wives ran away from that peen!
He's a fat fucking fuck -
Waddles just like a duck.
And THAT explains why he's so mean.

[red dog 1]

8. I like it!

(God only knows how many underage girls ran away from that "peen&quot

"Here are all the times Donald Trump has been accused of rape or attempted rape"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1016166395

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Does anything rhyme with "orange"? nt

[Fla Dem]

11. Only one word comes close......

Orange has almost no perfect rhymes. The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant).

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/are-there-any-words-that-rhyme-with-orange

[DFW]

12. In keeping up with curent events.......

This Trump guy that’s under discussion
Sends tweets out in rapid percussion
His poll numbers sag
So his fans wave a flag
Which, uh-oh, turns out to be Russian

[red dog 1]

13. Excellent!

And timely too!

[LeftishBrit]

14. There once was a fellow called Trump

Whom it would have been better to dump.
He bullied and cheated
And constantly tweeted
And always talked out of his rump.

[red dog 1]

15. Excellent!

[oldcynic]

16. try this

A man was elected looking like an overripe mango
who pumped up his followers to try the fandango
until they realized there was no dangle
to keep his orange feet out of a tangle
and he couldn't even perform a Russian tango.

[red dog 1]

17. I like it.