Florida Man, explained: ...... "Floridians lead nation in head injuries"

[dixiegrrrrl]

[Afromania]

1. uh

The rest of the states: "Hey, uh, what's going on Idaho, Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, Colorado and New Mexico? You guys maybe want to talk to about it?"

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. " We'd love too but we can't catch our breath!"

[montana_hazeleyes]

30. LOL

[surrealAmerican]

25. must be all that ...

... "breathtaking" scenery.

[montana_hazeleyes]

29. Looks likes most of us noticed that first thing!

What the heck!?

[silverweb]

2. What's with all the suffocation in the West?

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]

[47of74]

10. Erotic asphyxiation?

[fleur-de-lisa]

20. I was thinking the same thing!

[47of74]

22. great minds think alike

[Warpy]

27. It's all those flatlanders coming out here to ski

When you go from sea level to 10,000 feet and do heavy exertion, you get severe hypoxia and I guess that means suffocation.

[dhill926]

3. what is with all the suffocation out west....

crazy...

[Phoenix61]

4. No motorcycle helmet law

and lots and lots of swimming pools.

[CottonBear]

5. Dang. That's a very interesting map.

Hawaii: scrapes. Mmmm? Surfing, lava rock, sand & coral could explain the scrapes.

Why the suffocation zone out west?

[Aristus]

6. I guess they never told the desert Soutwest not to play with dry

Cleaning bags...

[CottonBear]

8. Yikes! What an awful way to go.

🙁

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

7. Maine broken ankle is probably from

slipping and falling on ice. It has been so icy this winter.

[True Dough]

18. I'm north of the border

in Canada. I was thinking a map of our country would show "slip and fall" injuries from coast to coast.

[47of74]

11. Spine dislocation

That's from all the spineless Repukes bowing down in front of Lord High Donald.

[Generic Brad]

12. I believe the animal bites in MO

Since I relocated near the MO border I have been astounded at the aggressive nature of the squirrels and deer I have encountered. Both have threatened to bite and attack.

Then the geese are docile here. Go figure?

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. Dunno what kind of chest injuries in our state

I woulda thought single driver without seat belt crash would be the most frequent, cause it sure is in our county.

[CottonBear]

19. That is so unexpected.

Our Southeastern animals are mostly non-threatening. The squirrels and deer are very non-aggressive. The bears, coyotes and poisonous snakes generally avoid people.

[Laffy Kat]

14. What the heck with the west?

Don't know a soul who's suffocated. That's not really an injury, it's a cause of death.

[pressbox69]

15. Strange.

[NightWatcher]

23. Maybe it's auto erotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

Always have a spotter!!!

[Rhiannon12866]

16. Yikes! Makes me almost too scared to go anyplace, especially out West!

Or even next door to Vermont!

[CottonBear]

17. I do 99% of my driving in motor vehicle accident states.

😳 I can attest that there are terrible drivers in my state.

[fleur-de-lisa]

21. Louisiana . . facial injury?

Must be from getting 'falling-down' drunk.

[CottonBear]

24. Washington DC is a facial injury zone as well.

??? Are people getting drunk or fist fighting or both?

[surrealAmerican]

26. ... and Illinois.

I should maybe wear a hockey mask?

[drray23]

28. Well it does explain a lot then ..

Like why many of them are crazed right wingers, trigger happy stand your ground types.