Today is National Chocolate Cake Day and She Who Must Be Obeyed and I had a disagreement

[Brother Buzz]

I said chocolate cake is a breakfast food, and she vehemently disagreed.

I only recently discovered she hides the Oreo cookies in plain sight in an empty bran flakes cereal box, but for the love of Pete, I can't find where she hides the cake.

Any ideas?

[pkdu]

1. My money is on the "sealed plastic bag in the toilet cistern" nt

[Brother Buzz]

2. No, that's where she secrets "our" dark chocolate

I discovered the hidy-hole decades ago.

[pkdu]

3. Have you seen one of these in the kitchen and wondered what it was?

[Brother Buzz]

4. Yes, there certainly is one

But she told me it was a hat box to store her pink pussy hat in

[True Dough]

5. First of all

this is coming from a guy who ate a couple of molasses cookies for breakfast:

Did you wife seriously hide Oreos inside an empty cereal box? If so, is that because she doesn't want you to gobble them up on her or because she's too ashamed for you to know that she's secretly been consuming junk food?

[Brother Buzz]

6. There's ONE thing I know to be a fact

Women are grazers, men are gorgers. The second thing I know for a fact is molasses cookies are definitely breakfast food.

[True Dough]

7. I generally agree

But I have seen my wife, who's a healthy weight, almost polish off a large bag of chips. She doesn't do it regularly (and regrets it when she consumes that much), but she is capable!

[Brother Buzz]

8. My wife is a 100% grazer

and it's deplorable watching her nurse a chunk of dark chocolate for, like, forever, that God intended us to eat in one bite. I used to think she did it just to tease me, but I learned she actually enjoys nibbling at it in tiny bites. Disgusting!

[rurallib]

9. Look for crumbs, BB. Covering up is hard especially

when you're savoring some chocolate cake. No doubt she got a bit sloppy. Keep your eyes peeled.

[Brother Buzz]

11. That's the rub, our chocolate cakes are so moist they are 'crumbless'

But the frosting is a another story entirely, it's totally sticky and gooey. I should start examining the doorknobs throughout the house and follow the trail.

[elleng]

10. Had girl scout thin mints at my daughter's house last week,

and used to have THIS!


Sorry I don't have a suitable chocolate cake in the house for breakfast tomorrow.

[struggle4progress]

12. You're wrong: chocolate cake is NOT "just a breakfast food"

It also serves as a perfect lunch or dinner