mr trump, the are some policemen here who'd like to speak with you and your staff...

[LunaSea]

[pinboy3niner]

1. "Sorry, Kellyanne. Just the facts, Ma'am."

[pinboy3niner]

2. "That's a big 10-4!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_Patrol_(U.S._TV_series)

[True Dough]

3. Are you getting Smart?

[pinboy3niner]

4. Me? Mission Impossible.

This reply will self-destruct in...

[True Dough]

5. WAIT!!!!

"One more thing..."

[pinboy3niner]

6. Shut it, Columbo. They'll all be dead by the time you're done with your schtick.

Here's how it's done...

[True Dough]

7. Hawaiians are too laid back

and handcuffs are for the bedroom. You need well-armed men of action...

[pinboy3niner]

8. STOP...

"Can't touch this."

[rug]

9. Call for back-up.

[pinboy3niner]

10. You want backup, you say?

[kairos12]

11. Just the Facts, not the Alternative Facts, ma'am.