Mike Pence Disappointed with the 200,000 husbands and fathers who permitted women to attend march

[Ken Burch]

http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pence-disappointed-200000-husbands-and-father-55116

(yeah, it's The Onion, but it's pretty much on the mark).

[BarbaRosa]

1. The Onion is going to have a hard time keeping up

with reality for the next four years.

[progree]

2. "a few men marching as well, so they must be the ones supervising this whole thing"

Pence, noting with frustration that many of the protesters had been granted permission to travel across the country alone and stay for several days in a faraway city with no male chaperone whatsoever to guide and look after them.

“There are a few men marching as well, so they must be the ones supervising this whole thing, and thank God for that. But I can’t help but feel that these ladies’ custodians—the ones who were supposed to be providing a masculine voice of reason on these sorts of matters—have really come up short today.”