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(23,252 posts)Years ago, I had to go to work for an important client meeting on a very icy morning (kinda like today here!), and was going down a rural ice-covered road toward the highway. Knowing there was a series of curves ahead, I slowed down to a near-crawl, but had to keep some speed up for the grade. I went through the curves, nervous as hell about slipping on the ice, but had no incident.
I let out a little sigh of relief as I got back to a straightaway. But no sooner had I done so, that I started fish-tailing a bit. Nothing too drastic at first, but it started getting worse, and all too quickly, I started turning doughnuts on the road. Fortunately, there was no other traffic around me; I was totally alone on this road. Tried steering out of it, to no avail. Did at least three complete 360s before I realize that I wasn't going to get out of this. So I took my hands off the steering wheel, feet off the pedals, and just let the car go wherever. Don't know how it happened, but my car went--backwards!--down a slight embankment (about three feet), over a shallow ditch (still backwards!), then came to rest in a yard. Four feet to my left was a large tree; three feet to my right was a gas meter!
If I had held it even a split second longer, or let it go a split second sooner, I certainly would have hit one of them, with possibly catastrophic results. As it was, not a scratch, dent, or mark on the car; I'm not counting the brown spot in my underwear at that point... After a moment's recovery, I backed up a few feet, pulled through the yard to the driveway, then back onto the road, and never had another bit of trouble. Whewww!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)So he takes us for a ride up into the mountains and I keep noticing these long ramps just off the road and I asked him what they were. He said if a trucker's brakes give out they have no way to stop many tons of metal flying down the mountain but they can steer onto those ramps and it will slow them down and stop them.
I told him I wanted the clean underwear and baby wipes concession at the end of each ramp. There's no way if I needed to use one of those, I'm coming out of it without crapping my pants.