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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts) Sun Jan 8, 2017, 12:49 AM Jan 2017

I hate mosquitoes but I don't kill them. I just slap the shit out of them.

While other people kill them, I want the mosquito to go back to the rest of the group and say, "No I haven't seen Bill or Todd lately, and oh yeah stay the fuck away from that guy named Nick. He crazy and will slap your ass right out of the air".

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I hate mosquitoes but I don't kill them. I just slap the shit out of them. (Original Post) NightWatcher Jan 2017 OP

I kill fruit flies but DAM if I don't make extra sure there are none in applegrove Jan 2017 #1

Donald Trump's Kryptonite? FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #2

JD, is that you, buddy? frogmarch Jan 2017 #3

applegrove

(118,677 posts)

1. I kill fruit flies but DAM if I don't make extra sure there are none in

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Jan 8, 2017, 12:58 AM

Jan 2017

the microwave when I turn it on. Garbage in which they hover is situated right underneath the microwave. I am adamant that they don't die that way. Growing up someone had a bug zapper 4 houses away from my open window. I used the cringe every night as I went to sleep as a teen. Zap Zap Zap Zap Zap! Hated it.

FrankfurtCat

(1,213 posts)

2. Donald Trump's Kryptonite?

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Jan 8, 2017, 01:20 AM

Jan 2017

Hmmm....What a @#$*!

Near the end...

frogmarch

(12,153 posts)

3. JD, is that you, buddy?

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Jan 8, 2017, 12:27 PM

Jan 2017

Are you using the name Nick as an alias?

JD...oh, all right, Nick...remember back in the 60s when you didn't kill sweat bees that tried to bite you when you mowed at the golf course, and instead cupped a hand over them, then pulled off their wings and threw them over your shoulder as an example to the rest?

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