I had a dream that Cheeto shot and killed Pence.

[fleur-de-lisa]

Happened last week. In my dream, the media reported that the asshole and Pence, along with a number of sycophants and family members, were in a meeting. Cheeto was furious with Pence, so he pulled out a handgun and started shooting. Pence was killed immediately. Other people in attendance were also killed and some were wounded, including several of Cheeto's adult children.

I woke up thinking 'how awful . . . an elected U.S. official has just committed murder and another one is dead!' In the few seconds when I still didn't know if this really happened or was just a dream, I started worrying about the national and world-wide upheaval that would result. Then I thought, 'Wow, America just dodged a big old bullet. Pence, not so much.'

Then I turned on the tv and came to the realization that it was just a dream. But for a few seconds . . . I'm not gonna' lie . . . it was sheer relief.

[Txbluedog]

1. why so Ryan can be POTUS

[Hula Popper]

2. Ryan could be shot also

he likes to wear orange when he is deer hunting...accidents happen!

[Txbluedog]

3. He needs to go hunting with Cheney

[Hayabusa]

4. Well, I really wouldn't put it past him.

nt

[pressbox69]

5. They all need

to go on a hunting trip in the Titanic.

[lastlib]

6. nuthin gonna happen--

Little Donny has said he could walk down Fifth Avenue and shoot someone, and not lose any votes. So the rules don't apply to the Dipshit-elect.

[kebob]

7. Knott and Shott Fought a Duel

Knott was shot but Shott was not.